Probably should be on a joke thread, but they do relate to why we are different.....
How do you know if you're talking to a Helicopter Pilot?
He'll tell you....
How do you know if you're talking to an Airline Pilot?
His trophy wife will tell you..
what's the difference between god and a helicopter pilot?
God won't tell you he is a helicopter pilot!!!
What does a helicopter pilot use for contraception?
His personality.
And what does an Airline pilot use for a personality?
His Income!
And finally for this iteration:
A woman runs into a Police station Yelling and screaming!!
The desk sergeant asks whats the Problem? She says I've just been raped by an helicopter Pilot!!!
Police say, How do you know he was an helicopter Pilot ?
She says well! he had a Big watch, a small Dick and he wouldn't stop talking about himself.....
And who says we cant laugh at ourselves---why not--everyone else is..
