Gordy,
Copied or otherwise, that was hilarious.
I was a little miffed at the EMS pilot doing very little but eating and sleeping ,but then I realized I was on pprune during my shift!!
A few others I have picked up over the years:
A FW pilot is General Practitioner but a helicopter pilto is a specialist---
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Another one, admittedly a misquote from a movie but it works at the bar: FW pilots make movies----helicopter pilots make history.
Alt3.