'Pink bodies'? 'Whiter than white'? Be very careful Crab or your local PC PC will be knocking at your door - probably having driven (I almost wrote walked) past a bank robby, 2 muggings, a WW11 veteran being beaten up and a white van full of illegal immigrants looking for the Benefits Office.
when unforeseen circumstances require more taxpayers cash whilst the shareholders are receiving their healthy returns and the senior management enjoy bonuses and share options.
Bet you'd be hard pushed to think of one taxpayer funded project that didn't end up costing many times more than the original budget - by which time the decision maker is enjoying a second career as company director and the contractor is laughing all the way to the bank.