The cubs don't count?
But I was a sixer and everything.
You'll be poo-poohing my distinguished service in the Noddy club next. And my participation in the Abdhi and Ahmed Island League (BFBS kids thing in RAF Germany).
(I do have a rather militaristic cycling proficiency badge, and I'm a UAS-trained pilot, too, but I daresay that they won't count either.)
You're always so keen to point out my supposed lack of any qualifications to have an opinion, yet you're so gutless and coy when it comes to your own.