Sorry tinpis, poor effort at sarcasm on my part.
But for every newby reading this thread take in what has been said, pack up and leave the big smoke. Just about everyone on here has done it and has loved it, they may not love the pay and sometimes work sucks more than a brand new hoover but the lifestyle is awesome. 95% of the pilots are 20 something males that love a beer and a party.
And if your in Darwin of a Tuesday night, don't forget to check out TOT. It's unbelievable.