You can't make this s*t up!
2009 and a man has to do without pay (and all the food,water and shelter that means) for 2 weeks to get a f*king toilet??
Glad there seems to be some kind of happy ending -as much as you can have a happy ending to a bedtime story that starts with;
Once upon a time, Captain Couldbeyou took out and opened his sh*tbag. It was a sunny day, and the morning rays warmed his back as he....