Potteroomore:
Glad you learned from the incident, it is the story of life!.
My eyebrows rose at your comment about Kuching, it is not a backwater, I spent about 14 years flying from there and enjoyed every minute of it.
Glad you had a great time there ; well outside KCH, it's pretty backwater to me........mossie filled jungles, swamps, longhouses with possible headhunters ( no, not the corporate kind! ), etc. Even in KCH town, litter filled drains with people squatting on the side and eating the smelly spiky fruit and tossing husks and seeds into the stinking muck! Well you do have Anglophiles having high tea in posh bungalows thanks to the CM with a pommie wifey, but overall not really my kind of place for long term!
As for Calvin, I think you're right as I do remember some people referring to him as such....maybe because of his initials. Quite sometime back, so such things are quite hazy but the incident still crystal clear!