Pilot > Tower. ' Will someone please remove those bloody Bootnecks from the taxi way?'
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The exchange Royal Navy pilot was reminded of his heritage of 'Rum, Sodomy and the Lash'.
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Royal Navy Pilot > Tower. 'Did you just say 'Kiss me Hardy...or Harder?'
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The Royal Navy Pilot was in two minds about the new method of 'Pipeing aboard' senior officers.
Please tip your waitress on the way out.....Ifankyouw.