Aaarrrgggh, a degree for 'plate laying' what next ?
Surely, you could even condense the course down from the standard 4-5 weeks. I mean, how hard can it be ?
Drill One. If there is a fire, put it out.
Drill Two. If you need to evacuate, open the door.
Drill Three. If there is a medical emergency, P.A. for a quack, or call ahead for an ambulance.
Apart from that, just get on with the job in hand, i.e. 'plate lay!'
