I'm sure the original post is just a wind up but anyway if you're willing to do that then maybe you'd like to buy my job from me.
I'm a PPL instructor earning what I would say is good money in the current climate so I think that £25000 would be a good price, giving you a 100% return on your money in about 12 months or so.
I'll even stay on for an extra few weeks to integrate you into the company.
If you're interested then just PM me!