Heh heh, , good fun question.
I would find the longest runway, position myself overhead the field at 5000ft, gear down, F15, APU on the busses, speed ??? cut the remaining engine and eyeball it round with the aim point starting maybe 3000ft in and adjusting as neccessary. Maybe make a point at a 2nm from touchdown in the fmc and have that as a gate aiming for 1200ft 180kts. After that point I'd just aim it at the threshold.
Anyone got access to a sim to see if that would work?