Many moons ago, the fair Mrs Link sent a bluey to me half way through an FI tour that simply said,"If you send me another photograph of a fu****g penguin, I will leave you!"
Tempting as it was to reply with a witty retort, I decided that I wanted to keep my crotch intact upon my return so I elected to placate her with photographs of me in the bar......that didn't seem to work either. Ah well.
(edited because I fogit the spall chacker)