- Because a politician is stuck in traffic the aircraft has to wait for him.
- Dogs on the runway that need to be cleared
- The terminal roof just collapsed and is blocking the gate
- The bus bringing passengers to the aircraft has just collided with a tractor
- The Male chauvinist in the front seat is not happy with 2 female pilots and wants to get off
- Moron flying for the first time decides to see what happens when he pulls that red handle on the door that says emergency.
- Nervous flier calls in a bomb hoax to get of the plane
- Passenger on previous flight decided to
of in his seat cause he liked the air hostess. Disinfection in place.
- We have run out of parking space! on the tarmac
- Air Force One................. is landing.
