Oh obgraham, what a sweetie you are!
Please note:
I really hope our dear pax will see the following as pure tongue in cheek
:
Rule 11: Don't ever, EVER tell a CC "i pay your salary".
Say you are a bus driver, i stop taking the bus, use the tube instead, er go,
Proof of this: when we stop flying, CC get laid off!
could be translated into: When we stop taking the bus, the bus driver gets laid off! Or when we stop going to the restaurant, the chef gets laid off! Or when we stop using landlines, the BT engineer gets laid off! Or when we stop using cinemas, the person who shows the movies gets laid off! Or when we stop using the London Eye, it's employees get laid off!
And i could go on and on and on and on...
Get my drift?