A mother and her young son were flying Ryanair from Dublin to Malaga .
The little boy (who had been looking out the window) turned to his
mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby
cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the
flight attendant. So the boy went down the aisle and asked the flight
attendant, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats,
why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The busy flight attendant smiled and said, "Did your mother tell you
to ask me?"
The boy said, "Yes, she did."
"
Well, then, you go and tell your mother that there are no baby planes
because Ryanair always pulls out on time. Have your mother explain
that to you."