Helidrvr
The post was cleverly written and amusing, whoever posted it.
I think we all realised Heliport is Moderator i/c humour on the forum. Trying to explain irony to our American friends can soemtimes be difficult. Don't worry, I'm sure you've got lots of talents hidden away there somewhere - internet pyramid selling?
BTW, what did you mean you weren't
"particularly" interested when gays came on to you? We're all friends here, you can tell us in confidence!