Working in AMB a few years ago with an English controller, two F111's departed for a low navex out around Dalby etc, when the phone rang. A lady wanted to make a noise complaint.
English accent ATC "Hello, this is FLTLT XXXX, what appears to be the problem madam"
Woman " The problem is that I just had the **** scared out of me by those bloody noisy jets, flying low over my house"
English ATC " I see, did they have any red stars on their tails"
Woman " No of course not "
English ATC " Then there is no problem madam, there ours, good night" and he hung up.
