Talk about getting off topic...? Now what's this all about? There's a lad out there from the Polar regions someplace; and he wants some of that
African-Beer-Action! Now somebody, for goodnes sake, give it to him.
Forget about that
Illinois Irritation called
Esquirto! He's clearly just another
loud-mouthed w*nk. I'm sorry; did I say w*nk? Obviously I meant
yank! 
Those words just do
so confuse me.