Mistaken Identity
My callsign is C-FUCH.
Some years ago:
Me: "Lethbridge Radio, this is Charlie Fox Uniform Charlie Hotel"
Lethbridge (female operator): "Charlie Fox Uniform Charlie Kilo, Lethbridge"
Me "Was that a Feudian slip madam?"
Lethbridge: Silence.
And:
Me: "Palm Beach Departure, Charlie Fox Uniform Charlie Hotel with you out of two thousand"
PBI: "Charlie Fox Uniform Charlie Kilo, roger, climb an maintain 5 thousand"
Me: "Charlie Fox Uniform Charlie HOTEL, up to 5"
PBI: "Charlie Fox Uniform Charlie Kilo, proceed direct Freeport"
Me: "Direct Freeport, and before we part company, I'm determined you're going to get my callsign right"
PBI: "Uniform Charlie Kilo, roger"
Female voice on PBI frequency: "I'm his supervisor, and he sure is going to get it right Sir"