Keith
I think I have seen a similar post to this some time ago and I doubted its authenticity then. However, if you are genuine about this perhaps you may consider the following.
Frankly, if you are so worried and so maternal I would forget about that lesson and buy Microsoft Flight Simulator and fly that. That way, unless the computer blows up or a meteorite sails into your house, you will be available to the little darlings for the rest of your life. When they grow up and mix with other children, they will be able to boast just how much of an exciting Dad they have!!
For goodness sake man, get a grip and if you can’t you had better sell the car because you may get hurt or worse in a car accident!
And when you wife asks you to clean the windows, you had better get a MAN in to do them as you may fall off the ladder and …..!
