here is an extract from the latest secret despatch from the 'stan. So far our cryptanalysts have failed to crack the code despite it being seemingly in plain language:
The biscuits are proving incredibly popular, with the orange and lemon ones being the out and out favourite. The term biscuit is throwing the Americans. A biscuit to them is a scone and these are cookie. It also turns out that bon bons are a British phenomemon and the New Zealanders think that pink powder coated fruit toffees are just plain weird