In GW1 I got a retired Derbyshire Postmistress as a Pen Pal, and although she was charming, sophisticated and a joy to correspond with, I couldn't help but be slightly envious of the young servicemen who were getting these absolutely steaming pornograms from some very public spirited (and hot) young ladies. Fantastic for moral (especially the pics) and so typical of some MoD weasel to miss the entire raison d'etre of the unsolicited mail runs. If it's clogging the system, fix the system you moron!