I'd go if I could bring a little sunshine to the stone age fanatics' day.
An air-delivered bucket of instant sunshine, that is....
Sorry, pr00ne, I know you'll consider that that would be a crime against humanity. But actually it'd just be comprehensive vermin control.
No-one who threatens, as the taleban have, to make Afghani voters 'eat their own fingers' deserves to be considered 'human'.