PPRuNe Pop
Sir,
I should like to volunteer my services, absolutely free of all charges, to carry out the surgery on 'Bumbling Bob' for his transplant operation. I am not a surgeon, but I'll have a damned good go!!
What exactly did you have in mind to transplant though?
A brain ? - well a transplant suggests that you are replacing like-fo-like. In bungling Bob's case we would struggle to find a brian to replace i think.
A heart ? - pretty much the same as above really
An Arsehole ? Yep, now you're talking!! No problem there at all then. Just replace the whole of Bumbling Ninny Bob, with another bumbling Ninny from this bumbling government!!
Anyway, I'm ready and waiting with my sturdy pen knife at the ready!!
On a serious note, I would just llike to pay my sincere respects to all those medics, support staff and backroom folks who make all this kind of thing happen, when it goes badly wrong for the boys and girls out in theatre, irrespective of what nationality they are. It matters not.
Well done to you all, we are all proud of what you do for our troops every day and night, well done and thank you.
The Winco