The Flight Attendant
A man was sitting in the bar in departures at Manchester airport
waiting for his flight to Italy . A beautiful woman walks in and sits
down at the table next to him. So he decides, because she's got a
uniform on, she's probably an off-duty flight attendant. So he decides
to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies
for, thereby impressing her greatly.
He leans across to her and says the Delta Airlines motto:
"We love to fly and it shows".
The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another
line. He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto:
"Winning the hearts of the world".
Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.
Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines
motto:
"Going beyond expectations".
The woman looks at him sternly and says:
"What the
do you want ?”
"Ah !" he says, sitting back with a smile on his face........"Ryanair!”