Apologies if this has been posted before but dont have time to check every page !!
An old one I remember being reported I think in the Daily Telegraph. BA (BEA?) Trident inbound to Heathrow running low on fuel requests priority approach.
Controller: BA XXX confirm your endurance
Trident (mishearing the request): Well I'm with the Prudential and the Trident is with Lloyds I think.