Some years ago I recall Griff Rhys-Jones doing a skit on "Not The Nine O'Clock News" in which he was the Green Party's Defence SpokesHuman.
"Our defence policy is to grow a very high hedge..." was the line.
Who'd have thought it would actually come to that? SHar is going and Nimrod is under threat. It's happened to us already, and your El Tone is of the same mind as our own idiot pinko pacifist PM.
Watch carefully for departmental memos concerning base gardens, or window boxes on ships. They may be serious.