This has all the hallmarks of a Constitutional Crisis!
Do I post a piccy & risk a Coup d'état, or do I bend over & take those disparaging remarks like a man?
I'll have you know that I've won more Caption Comps than Greg Norman's won US Opens! And while I'm at it, since when has it been ok to comment on peoples incontinence???
Coup it is...
(Once again, apologies if done before, to big to look, yada, yada, yada...)