As originator of the thread I claim primacy on this
Highly commended:
TyroPicard "If you'll just pay attention, 007, I'll explain how to extend the chameleon effect to the boots. "
ACW599 "Yes, Bloggs, very sneaky-beaky. But we're still not letting you into 21 SAS without going through Selection" (had to give that one points for mentioning my alma mater)
But the winner, and awarded title of "Caption Champ, round 6,564" is
Buster Hyman with "Concealing her soldier boyfriend was going well until Tracey's sister Bertha sat down to watch Biggest Loser."