aml125
Variants of this sweetie of a story are standard classics. One I've seen has the Hero pushing to the head of the queue and demanding a boarding pass on a fully-booked flight. So the check-in agent tells him to stand in line like everyone else. Then comes the "Don't you who I am?" to which she calls out "There's a passenger here who can't remember his name -- Can anyone help?" ...To which our Hero retorts "F *Šk you!" so without missing a beat she comes back ever so pleasantly with: "I'm sorry Sir, you'll have to stand in line for that too."