I assume your are joking Krusty???
The crew rest areas on the 777 are fantastic. The tech crew rest area has very nice reclinable seats with a full entertainment system. It is above business class. There are no private toilets or showers.
Behind the seats are two bunks, side by side, divided. It is a very roomy space. The only complaint is the mattress is too hard and the pillows are too small. This is being worked on.
Jetstar doesn't provide a "comfy" seat on the 330. You sit in row 6 with a curtain around it. Sometimes you could even have a passenger sitting next to you. When the seat in front of you reclines, it is extremely "uncomfy". I really don't know how they get it by CASA that it is a "separate" resting area.
Anyway, V's crew rests are first rate.