A would-be pilot went for a job interview and was subjected to psychometric testing.
The interviewer told him to say the first thing that came into his mind when shown some simple pictures.
First, a triangle. "Hey, a naked woman", said the pilot.
Second, a circle. "Uh-huh, me with no clothes on!", was the reply.
Thirdly, a rectangle. " A double bed, with me and the naked woman in it making mad, passionate love!" came the eager answer.
"Good grief, man - you're a sex maniac!" said the interviewer.
"How dare you!" said Biggles. " You're the one with the dirty pictures!"