Humph, just 'cos Keygrip's a mod, he thinks he can just wander in here, ask prettily and be given other people's hard-earned hugs!
Well there's no favouritism in here, let me tell you. People like that ought to go get a Mac!
And don't forget that VAT on hugs will be increased to 18% in January.
Personally, I've always favoured beer-tokens, but that's probably a dastard thing.
If I had had a beer for every pearl of wisdom I've dispensed, I'd have a drink problem.
SD