Ever seen the regional GM of an airline walking under the wing of an aircraft whilst it was being refuelled ...... bad enough ..... but with a lighted cigarette in his mouth? I have! (Again, no names ..... but I'd love to!).
When I confronted him he came out with the famous : "Do you know who I am?" As it happened at that point I didn't, but when he told me I made it very clear that he should
ing well know better. I called the apron security to deal with him but the two guys walked off with a smile on their faces and slightly fatter back pockets! End of incident.