Is the RAF really needed now? It could easily be adsorbed by the RN. The fleet air arm are already trained in organic ops. Bit of practice and the crabs will soon get the hang of operating from remote platforms.
The WSOs and movers could get fallen in 3 deep by the bootnecks and get generally shouted at, whilst the RAF police guard the flats and passageways when they have just been polished - and the rest could help bolster the MOD's equal ops quotas manning a desk at Collingwood with the 10 percenters.
Dont think the bedding stores would have enough fluffy duvets in stock though.