What with all this bickering about the relative pros and cons of STN and LTN, could I suggest that to resolve the matter definitively - both teams of supporters wearing their team colours (beige & dark blue for LTN, black & yellow for STN?) should meet up in a muddy field in neutral territory settle the matter like men by beating the crap out of eachother.
It would serve just as much purpose.
Monty Python, the Batley Town Womens' Guild and the Battle of Pearl Harbour spring to mind...
YouTube - Monty Python - Battle of Pearl Harbour
Enjoy.
Fast Eddie Ginley