beard, a red jumper, and a subscription to pipe smokers monthly.
That's odd. I don't have a beard (a goatee though. Does that count?).
I certainly don't have a red jumper (my wife would laugh me out of the house) and I don't subscribe to pipe smokers monthly. (I do subscribe to
The Wine of the Month club - does that count too?!!!)
I certainly would not consider SuSE Linux, Red Hat nor Mandriva
abortions of desk tops. Then again, that's my opinion.