Hmmm, looks like a company in serious need of an audit of their flight operations department.
I wonder...could that aforementioned audit, were it actually to happen, result in the downgrading of EK, indeed the whole UAE, to FAA category two?
411A, you're getting better by the days (Alzheimer?)
We're all waiting for the blessing of your FAA, who gives us the shining examples of the likes of ValuJet, Buffalo-commuters and 90 year old grannies as flight attendants who are on board especially "for the passengers' safety" - not to forget yourself as the forerunner of American aviation supremacy.