Allow me to ghost write this one on behalf of Walter Mitty.....
Mon 8.30-12.00
Let Rod Eddington know where he went wrong with his weekend pools' picks (I told him Chelsea and Arsenal were going to draw!).
12.00-13.00
Lunch of wildebeast in a mustard sauce followed by haggis ice cream.
13.00-17.00
Tell Don Carty (AA) how to squeak his AA-BA immunity application by the regulators (and offer saucy pics of Ministers for a small finders fee).
That's all the work I'll have time for on Monday. I'll need to save my energy as I'll be busy that evening sorting through thousands of Jamboree bags looking for a pilot license.
Tuesday
Spend all day on Pprune.
Wednesday 8.30-12.00
Enjoy a working breakfast with Mario Corti of Swissair, figuring out how we can blame SAir Group's misfortune on its pilots.
12.00-13.00
Working lunch with Sir Jimmy Saville to see if he's received my letter about "dreaming of becoming an airline exec". Apparently, he hasn't yet.
13.00-17.30
Devote myself to fixing LanChile's problems by offering my fleet of L1011s thereby negating the need for LanChile to actually employ any pilots (note to self...better be quick before Ladeco steals my thunder), i.e.
no airplanes = no pilots etc etc.
Thursday
Ppruning all day
Friday 8.30-12.00
Sort out that mob in Hong Kong so Tony Tyler'll think I'm the business (while others think I'm pants). May even have time to get Mr Lee to knock up some new pilot shirts (my others were eaten by moths before I had a chance to wear them).
12.00-13.00
Tell John Findlay, of HKAOA fame, that he's messing up my masterplan of running my virtual airline out of Hong Kong (where nothing's quite as it seems).
13.00-17.00
Spend all afternoon on the phone with Sears explaining that when I ordered a shed I meant a Flying Shed, not one that sits at the bottom of my garden.
As you can probably tell, I'll be so exhausted by week's end that I'll give myself the weekend off. However, Richard Branston (sic) and I may spare an hour or so looking for the perfect field for us to go sit in the middle of and bark at the moon.
It's not as easy being me as you think!
dd(Not guv)