Paarmo is the water in teeside safe to drink?? I think it is muddling your brain power.. you obviously do not read threads before jumping in with both feet and making a complete c0ck of yourself...
Tell you what when a civvie pcso type of role pops up why dont you apply and moan within the police force rather than moan from the outside, who knows you may even get some real insight to life rather than being boring and sad hidden behind your keyboard...the sun shines sometimes, I suggets you get out there and warm those scales up a bit.
By the way PCSO and Police do get on unlike this funny representation.
YouTube - Police Officer vs Community Support Officer - Mitchell & Webb