I can just see the advert enticing the MOD guys and gals now:
Fancy working in a challenging environment that leaves you exhausted and under appreciated every day?
Then why not consider a position with the once largest helicopter company in the world in the exciting world of Search and Rescue (daylight) or Oil and Gas?
Benefits include: No direct benefit pension
No share incentive scheme
Medical cover from the NHS
No lifestyle roster
Varying terms and conditions daily
Positions are now available all over the UK*
*Terms and conditions and pay differ all over the place