Do you know anyone who doesn't fart?
I certainly am a cat lover, farting gives me great pleasure although I can't speak for those in the immediate vicinity, but I'm not a vegetarian nor against fun so I can only tick two of your four boxes.
Sorry Shack37, I missed the hyphen off, and the sentence split over 2 lines - it was non-farting, so you only tick the cat lover box... I won't hold that one against you though!
It must have taken a hell of a lot of co-ordination - as much with the taxying aircraft as with the airborne ones!