If you walk into the careers office with knuckles dragging on the ground, your half way there mate.
Blimey, I've just realised that I left the rockapes to train as a nav 2 years before mngd was born, and that joke had whiskers on it then! Can't you Rock knockers think of something original? Mind you 'Pongo' , 'original thought' - they don't really belong in the same sentence do they, so I wont hold my breath.