As an old ex Army "Flying A******E" we were good at the job we did.
Firstly making sure shiny new "just out of Wallop" pilots found their way home from the depths of the plains of northern Germany.
... and then teaching them about the worst enemy they would ever encounter - the dreaded "Starfighter"
Conversation used to go like this -
"Starfighter ten o,clock"
"Seen"
"Sh*************"
"Yip they usually come in pairs" !!