SRT,
You could always keep up with modern management trends and
outsource. We'd be quite happy to export all of our Fosters and
VB - every last can - and then have
VB sponsor your cricket team instead of ours.
If Castle is that bad, then there's a certain logicality to the proposal. We'd get rid of rubbish beers; you'd get beers that are less rubbish than your 'national brew;' you'd have a sponsor (Vomit Beer) that's more aligned to the quality of your team
; and, finally, you'd have beers that approximate to the quality of food produced by methods other than that delivered by the sacred (non-
GAS) orb.
Surely this is a win-win for everybody!