To Be Advertised In Upcoming Flight International
WANTED: AIRBUS CAPTS/F/O'S
A struggling small time airline based in Hong Kong currently recruiting for Airbus A330 and A320 we may OR MAY NOT be getting.
Excellent LOCALLY TERMED renumeration will be offered to qualified candidates. Renumeration has been insanely devised by a mummy knitted vest wearing poof. This method of renumeration has been proven successful by the amount of pilots we have lost, Cathay and Dragon are so impressed the will soon follow this method.
As mentioned even though you are employed from overseas, you will be hired on local terms. However we can recommend a few government housing facilities located near by that you can share with other families. (our current capts and f/o's from SEA enjoy this communal type living, as it brings our community of useless pilots closer together).
We have excellent Training Captains available to completely retrain you. We realise that overseas pilots don't really learn much flying small piston aircraft. Our training capts have been through numerous training facilities, and we finally found one that will pass us! We know more about flying than any successful airline, and are very influential with local government officials. In fact we managed to get Jeppesen to put a big red mark on taxi plate so our pilots won't take off on taxiways. And on that note, if you do have an incident, we will forge to documents for you, what other airline will do that?
We have a very strict and thorough recuiting process. For that, we have Space Cadet T.Y.(a capt in f/o capacity) and you must send your resume to him. If he thinks you are as good as him, then you will be successful. He will however be monitoring your progress and will be making comments behind your back about how good he his, and how useless you are.
Lots of very experienced pilots from all over the world are going to give up their lifestyle and hard earned fortune to come and fly and be re-trained under us, so be quick with you application.
We will only reply IF we get these Airbuses.
Love from
Madam Wu
The so called "Brains" behind HKA
Vests will be issued upon successful completion of HKA brainwashing.
P.S. Multi jet INCLUDES any time you may have flying in formation with other jet aircraft
Last edited by mass debator; 1st Jul 2009 at 09:44.