Helston - the back bar of the Beehive was our second home.
We went there to drown our sorrows after going to the Truro Hospital nurses' monthly disco/horror bash for the second or third time and realising that they hadn't got any prettier. Rod H*nn** nearly needed sutures after his success at grab-a-gronk gouged four 10" scars on each side of his spine as he made the beast with two backs.
Zummerzet has three and a half advantages over the land the wong side of the Tamar - it's three and a half hours closer to London
