following from BM, you deserve 10 out of ten for boldness. as he says, perhaps a bit too bold.
reminds me of a fellow OZ helicopter mate who was in the trucking business for a while.
he made the mistake of ringing a competitor and asking him, "how far from X to Z?"
the answer came back, 'Well bloggs, when I started out I bought a road map from the local sevo and worked it out myself.'
I thought he was quite gentle, plenty other people in OZ have been given definitive instructions of 'shortcuts' which have been extremely educational for the recipients.
cheers tet