Hey Nimmer,
Funny Stuff!
Reminds me of a mechanic friend from years back who was a member of GUSSET (general union for small self-employed traders)!!! They were fractionally better than Prospect!
eyeinthesky,
Regarding representation if you leave the union; can't speak for local representation but GATCO a good option if you want legal cover. Money better spent IMHO!
CR.