Guvnor,
When the alarm clock goes off, perhaps you can go back to being a postman.
Your fish hooks still catch the occasional new poster but I will still lurk at the back of this pond and know what you really are...
A Hypocrite and a Fool.
I said it before and I'll say it again. The only man I know who referred to himself as 'The Guvnor' was Paul Ince. His IQ was comparable to yours.
Goodbye!